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The Clanker Tribunal
Which has more clanker energy?
Current Rankings
Leaderboard
The Scale
LinkedInthe mothership
MEGA-CLANKER
Ted Talksideas worth spreading to your network
ULTRA-CLANKER
Oat Milkthe milk of the professional class
CLANKER
A Random City Parkjust existing
MILD
OCamlanti-clanker by nature
TRANSCENDENT
All entries start equal. The people decide.
How it works
1
Submit
Add anything. If it exists, it has a clanker quotient. Cities. Fonts. The concept of synergy.
2
Judge
Two entries. Pick the clankier one. ELO updates in real-time. Same algorithm as chess.
3
Argue
Write one-line arguments. Make your case. Start discourse. This is what the internet is for.